For my good friend and colleague, Jay Breen.
brb drowning myself in the toilet
But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??
I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’
I work at the Disney Store and I get asked on a weekly basis where our Nickelodeon section is.
I was once asked how much the £2.98 golden Virginia was. I had no idea how to answer him I just stared blankly at him.
People are so stupid.
Once a woman got really angry with me because I wouldn’t return her CDs she got as a gift. From Virgin Megastores (Even after they were bought out by Zavvi and then they had closed). At least 8 years ago! Her reasoning was she was living in Mexico so it wasn’t her fault she had been before.
And another woman would not accept there had been a season 4 of a TV programme that had already been aired on TV and released on DVD for quite a while even though I had it in my hand!!
AND THE CHUCK NORRIS MAN, although that was one member of staff being mean to him on his last day and told him all these Chuck
Norris DVDs that were coming out. Literally every Sunday for a year I would end up spending at least an hour trying to explain there were no new Chuck Norris fighting DVDs coming out!
Never working retail again. Really brings out the stupidity in the public.
Lignum vitae with rose quartz
Aaaaaah, I need these in my life
IT GOT BETTER
Oh my God, there’s so much magic in this gif.